Dick Quote #138

Quote from Dick in The Art of Dick

Mary: You're soaking wet.
Dick: Am I?
Mary: You've been acting strangely. What's wrong?
Dick: It's kind of hard to talk about. I have this friend whose brother Harry is a much better artist than he is.
Mary: Oh, so this is about you and Harry.
Dick: Am I that transparent?

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 ‘The Art of Dick’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Dick: It's inexplicable. I, who bestride this world like an intellectual colossus. I, who make lesser men quiver in awe of my cranial prowess. I, who... I've forgotten my point.

Quote from Tommy

Dick: Tommy, do you ever doodle?
Tommy: Why? Was I in the bathroom too long?
Dick: I-- I can't doodle.
Tommy: Well, Dick, you're kind of old.
Dick: Old? Picasso doodled on tablecloths late into his 60s.
Tommy: That's disgusting.
Dick: I know. I just can't draw.
Tommy: Oh, doodling! Oh.

Quote from Harry

Dick: What have you got there, Harry?
Harry: Well, yesterday I was exploring the park, and I found this stone. Look at it. It's been worn to a perfect sphere by the elements and dimpled by time.
Sally: Harry, that's a golf ball.