Dick Quote #108

Quote from Dick in Ab-dick-ted

Mary: [screams] What are you doing under my desk?
Dick: Sleeping.
Mary: Why?
Dick: Because the top of your desk is hard and cold.
Mary: You do have a bed at home, don't you?
Dick: Yes, but I can't stand my house. It's filled with... family.

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Quote from Harry

Sally: Now we have to kill him.
Dick: You are overreacting.
Sally: Dick, he could turn us in. Do you really want to be the subject of some alien autopsy show on the FOX network?
Dick: You're jumping to conclusions.
Harry: And FOX is not a network.

Quote from Mary

Mary: We've been meaning to get together. I'll ask him to drop by.
Dick: Wonderful. And when he gets here, just act normal.
Mary: I'd ask you to do the same, but I'm afraid that ship has sailed.