Sally Quote #18
Quote from Sally in Dick is from Mars, Sally is from Venus
Sally: He said he'd call.
Dick: Yes, I know.
Sally: He promised. He said he'd call.
Dick: Well, that changes everything.
Sally: Oh, God. Dick, I can take more pain than the rest of you put together, but right now I just feel so... icky. Damn it, Dick, give me some pain I can define.
Dick: I am not going to jam your hand in the toaster again.
Sally: You just can't imagine what it feels like, Dick. It's like he reached in, and pulled all the bones out of my body. [sobs]
Dick: My god! What are you doing?
Sally: Apparently, I'm leaking.
Dick: Well, stop it!
Sally: All right, commander. [stifled sobs]
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Dick is from Mars, Sally is from Venus’ Quotes
Quote from Sally
Dick: Sally, you're smiling. You're fixed.
Sally: No, Dick, I'm not fixed because I was never broken. I'm supposed to be this way. I'm a woman.
Dick: Yes, and...?
Sally: Tell me, Dick, what kind of shampoo do you use?
Dick: I don't know.
Sally: Exactly. And do you feel the urge to have an eight-pound screaming larva rip its way out of your lower abdomen?
Dick: No, I think I can do without that.
Sally: You see, here, you and I are completely different life-forms, and it's just some sick cosmic joke that we have to share a planet.
Dick: You know, I've been thinking about your assignment. Maybe it wasn't fair of me, making you the woman.
Sally: I'm all right. I can handle the mood swings, the emotional issues, the catcalls, the punitive underwear, because, frankly, when I think of the alternative... [looks Dick up and down] I just have to laugh.
Quote from Dick
Dick: "When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles, and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles, they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle." This man is a genius!
Quote from Harry
Harry: Dick, I've lost all feeling in the left side of my body. [holds up wine cooler] Could somebody please call 1-1-6?