Dick Quote #50
Quote from Dick in Dick is from Mars, Sally is from Venus
Dick: We have to try to assume the roles of a regular human family. Since Tommy's the adolescent, he'll have to go to school. And you will explore the lifestyle of a young adult woman. And I, as the benevolent father figure, will provide the major source of income and give you cute nicknames.
Harry: Dick?
Dick: What is it, kitten?
Harry: What's my role in the family?
Dick: Harry, we've been through this. You're the brother who tries hard but still doesn't have the nerve to move out on his own, but we love your pluck and determination.
Harry: But I can do more.
Dick: You see? That's the pluck that we love. Now, let's just be the warm human family that we are.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Dick is from Mars, Sally is from Venus’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: "When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles, and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles, they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle." This man is a genius!
Quote from Sally
Dick: Sally, you're smiling. You're fixed.
Sally: No, Dick, I'm not fixed because I was never broken. I'm supposed to be this way. I'm a woman.
Dick: Yes, and...?
Sally: Tell me, Dick, what kind of shampoo do you use?
Dick: I don't know.
Sally: Exactly. And do you feel the urge to have an eight-pound screaming larva rip its way out of your lower abdomen?
Dick: No, I think I can do without that.
Sally: You see, here, you and I are completely different life-forms, and it's just some sick cosmic joke that we have to share a planet.
Dick: You know, I've been thinking about your assignment. Maybe it wasn't fair of me, making you the woman.
Sally: I'm all right. I can handle the mood swings, the emotional issues, the catcalls, the punitive underwear, because, frankly, when I think of the alternative... [looks Dick up and down] I just have to laugh.
Quote from Harry
Harry: Dick, I've lost all feeling in the left side of my body. [holds up wine cooler] Could somebody please call 1-1-6?