Mary Quote #7
Quote from Mary in Dick's First Birthday
Dick: Why do I have to be this age?
Mary: You're focusing too much on the container. This body is not you.
Dick: Well, I know that.
Mary: No, you don't.
Dick: Trust me, I do.
Mary: No, I don't think you do.
Dick: If you think-
Mary: No. Shut up. You're only on this earth a short amount of time.
Dick: Well, that was the plan.
Mary: Listen, if we're over the hill, we might as well enjoy the ride down.
Dick: Thank you for saying "we."
Mary: [chuckles] It just slipped out.
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‘Dick's First Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: I'm done. How do I look?
[Dick removes the hair cap to revealed his freshly-dyed jet black hair]
Sally: Um, Dick, um... Okay, if somebody were helping you with an experiment and things went awry and you became horribly disfigured, you wouldn't hold it against them, now would you?
Dick: Why? What happened?
Sally: Nothing. Destroy all the mirrors now!
Dick: No, no! I've got to see! [holds up a hand mirror] Oh, my God! I'm gorgeous!
Quote from Sally
Dick: These women, they're all vibrant, healthy, strong, young. They're just like Sally.
Sally: You know, I've been thinking about this. Every time I turn on the TV or open a magazine, I see people like me. All the ads are aimed at me. I am what counts.
Dick: I think you're full of something, Lieutenant.
Sally: No, no, no, no. If I don't watch a TV show, it's canceled. I don't like a soft drink, history. If I don't like a certain feminine product with wings, they'll make one with a propeller. I am the target demographic. Face it, Dick. I'm young, hot and all-powerful.
Harry: You just said yes to you.
Quote from Sally
[Tommy and Sally are nervously stood in the kitchen looking at a bowl of Jell-O]
Tommy: Now, you say Mrs. Dubcek brought it to us?
Sally: Uh-huh. What do you think it wants?
Tommy: What is it trying to tell us?
Sally: The thing that scares me the most are the little oranges in its stomach.