Dick Quote #1
Quote from Dick in Brains and Eggs
Dick: Everyone fully formed?
Sally: Uh-huh.
Harry: Yeah.
Dick: Everyone got 10 fingers and 11 toes?
Sally, Harry & Tommy: Check.
Dick: Good. I guess we're in. Everyone comfortable?
Harry: Um, I have three holes in my face.
Dick: Can anyone get your head to swivel to the rear?
All: No.
Dick: Then how are you supposed to lick your back?
Tommy: Maybe you do what they're doing?
Dick: Look. Life-forms, and they're cleaning each other.
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Mary: For future reference, I have a red Volvo.
Dick: [gasps] Please, Dr. Albright! We barely know each other.
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Harry: Dick? I can't see through my eyelids.
Sally: Open them.
Harry: Oh! They're manual.
Quote from Dick
Mary: What is my thesis doing out of my desk?
Dick: I took it out.
Mary: My desk was locked.
Dick: Which made it very difficult to open. You might want to make a note of that.
Mary: You read it?
Dick: Read it? I memorized it.
Mary: Well, it's just a few thoughts.
Dick: A few brilliant thoughts.
Mary: Really? Well, that's quite a compliment coming from someone with your credentials. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Dick: Enjoyed it? It's the funniest thing I've ever read. Your theory on "man and the animal within," it's hilarious. Nina said you had no sense of humor. She is so wrong. The conclusions that you draw are laugh-out-loud funny. [laughs]