Sally Quote #269
Quote from Sally in 36! 24! 36! Dick: Part 1
Sally: I think I finally figured out what's going on. These women are part of some strange, organized coven. Their goal is to dominate the world. I heard them, Dick. They're dangerous.
Dick: You mean to tell me that sizzling Siberian sex kitten in there doesn't really love me?
Sally: No.
Dick: But is only using me in a plot to dominate the whole world?
Sally: Yes!
Dick: [laughs] That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. She's my girlfriend.
Gabriella: [o.s.] Dick!
Dick: [speaks Russian] [exits]
Sally: Well, I guess it's up to me to get to the bottom of this. And if I have to smash Dick's fantasy and leave him a blubbering idiot, then all the better.
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Quote from Mary
Nina: Why would he send you the tickets?
Mary: Oh, uh, Frank was having a little trouble maintaining his academic eligibility. I just gave him a little help and guidance.
Nina: "Your classes were so easy. Thank you for letting me coast."
Mary: He was a brilliant student.
Judith: He spelled easy with a "Z."
Mary: Oh, who cares?! I have two tickets to the Super Bowl!
Quote from Sally
Tommy: Dick, Sally, I'd like you to meet Chloe.
Dick: Hi.
Chloe: Hello. I'm extremely beautiful, and I'm Tommy's new girlfriend.
Sally: Wait. Is that true, Tommy?
Tommy: Yes. And yes.
Sally: A woman like that is not supposed to be available to a high school kid. That's why we got him a subscription to Playboy.
Dick: And now we can cancel it. Ba-bam!
Quote from Dick
Sally: Dick, don't you find it just a little bit odd that a woman that gorgeous likes you?
Dick: You wouldn't think it was odd if I were Mick Jagger.
Sally: Yeah, but Mick Jagger's not a small-town college professor.
Dick: Exactly. And yet he still gets women. Next time, try thinking before you open your mouth.