Harry Quote #262
Quote from Harry in Fifteen Minutes of Dick
Harry: [o.s.] Housekeeping.
Mark Hamill: Oh, come on in.
Harry: Mr. Hamill, I will not lie to you. I am not from housekeeping. I'm here because my sister, who is your biggest fan in the world, has only 72 hours to live!
Mark Hamill: Gee, I'm so sorry. I wish there was something I could do.
Harry: Actually, there is. Come with me to old downtown Rutherford, where you will be seen with her in a crowded restaurant. She then gets to pummel you and become a media sweetheart. I'll go get your bags. Oh, this would be nice. You can wear this.
[Mark Hamill pushes Harry into the closet and grabs the phone]
Marge: Could you get somebody from security up right away? What do you mean, there isn't any? The freakin' Ewoks at the Sheraton had security! Come on!
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Tommy: Uh, Sally, they want you to be on Good Afternoon, Rutherford.
Harry: That's my second-favorite show.
Dick: What's your first favorite?
Harry: Good Morning, Rutherford.
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Mrs. Dubcek: You know, I did some modeling in my day. 'Course, I had a very bad experience, though. The runway stopped and I didn't.
Quote from Sally
Dick: Just a minute, Missy. I think you're forgetting something: our dinner. Tonight I'd like you to make something stroganoff-y.
Harry: Mmm, I'm sorry, but due to a prior commitment, miss Sullivan's dinner-making will have to be rescheduled.
Dick: Enough! Lieutenant, as of right now, I order you to be no longer famous.
Sally: You can't order that.
Dick: Think of the mission.
Sally: This is bigger than the mission! I didn't ask for this mantle. The people of Rutherford need a Sally Solomon, and it just so happens I am Sally Solomon. So I will be their Sally Solomon. I can do no less. Play ball!