Dick Quote #492
Quote from Dick in Dickmalion
Mr. St. Clair: I'll have a glass of merlot.
Dick: And I'll have a nice Hawaiian punch.
Mr. St. Clair: Don't believe we've met. Edgar St. Clair.
Dick: Don't believe we've met Edgar Allen Poe. But, um but I'm Dick Solomon.
Mr. St. Clair: And what do you do, Mr. Solomon?
Dick: I'm in... [refined accent] physics, Mr. St. Clair.
Mr. St. Clair: Physics, eh? You know, I always thought if I hadn't gone into business, I'd have done something in physics.
Dick: Yes, and if you had wheels, you'd be a bus. [chortles]
Mr. St. Clair: Actually, I own several bus lines.
Dick: Really? Then all you need is the chassis. [both chortle]
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Dickmalion’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Nina: So, how was your party? Did you play "pin the tail on the Bentley"?
Dick: [sighs] No, no. Mostly we just played "pin the cheese on the cracker."
Nina: Mmm exciting party, huh?
Dick: Exciting? It was awful. I had a two-hour conversation with someone about Cornish gay men.
Nina: Are you sure it wasn't "Cornish game hen?"
Dick: That's what I said, "Cornish gay men." Aren't you listening?
Quote from Sally
Dick: Now, Sally, they already adore me. But you must strive to be accepted by these people.
Sally: Accepted? Have you forgotten how hot I am? I mean, good looking women are accepted at more places than American Express. I could belch the alphabet and men with PhDs would be asking me to tutor their kids.
Quote from Mary
Nina: What she means is you live on the wrong side of the tracks.
Mary: That's not what I'm saying... out loud.
Dick: What?
Mary: Well, it's just that I've tried so hard to get these people to accept me that I don't want to invite them to my boyfriend's attic with his unusual brother and angry Amazon sister in the heart of the meat packing district. No offense.
Dick: No, none taken.
Nina: Or understood.