Dick Quote #393
Quote from Dick in Jolly Old St. Dick
Dick: "Peace on earth, goodwill toward men", what a crock!
Tommy: Nine hundred dollars in fines, and they confiscated your chain saw?
Dick: And have you ever felt a taser? It's not nearly as much fun as it looks. What a bunch of hypocrites! Apparently, the Christmas spirit doesn't apply when you're trespassing and vandalizing.
Tommy: Oh, let's face it, Christmas is a sham.
Sally: How can humans take something like shopping, something pure and natural and good, and turn it into something so ugly?
Tommy: This is not a holiday, this is torture. They know exactly what they want, but they won't tell you. No, they make you guess.
Dick: This is just so Earth. Humans! I don't want to play any of their reindeer games.
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‘Jolly Old St. Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Harry
Dick: Tommy, when did we first land on this planet?
Tommy: January 9th. It was a Tuesday, exactly 8:30 P.M.
Harry: 7:30 Central.
Quote from Dick
Dick: All this laughing, opening their little presents... who needs Christmas anyway? I say, "Bug humbar."
Nina: You mean, "Bah, humbug."
Dick: "Bah" what?
Nina: You said, "Bug humbar."
Dick: And?
Nina: Well, what does "bug humbar" mean?
Dick: Well, what does "Bah, humbug" mean?
Nina: Forget it.
Quote from Dick
Dick: Let's play Secret Santa. Dr. Anthony? I barely know him. [puts paper back in]
Mary: No, wait.
Dick: Glansberg, Chilton, Lanell-
Mary: Dick, you don't get to choose your person. It's random.
Nina: You pick one name, and it's a secret until the party.
[When Dick picks another name from the bowl, he smiles at Judith]
Dick: Oh. Well, I picked my name, and whoever it is hasn't the foggiest idea. For now until the party, their life will be a topsy-turvy labyrinth of mystery and intrigue.
Judith: For the love of God, let him draw again.
[Dick swallows the piece of paper]