Harry Quote #190

Quote from Harry in Jolly Old St. Dick

Santa: Oh, what are they feeding these kids? They weigh a ton!
Harry: Well, you know, I think part of the problem is we're feeding 'em candy. Maybe if we could give them celery or some kind of- [Santa removes his wig] Oh, Santa. What are you- [Santa removes his beard] I mean- It's- You- [screams] No!

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 ‘Jolly Old St. Dick’ Quotes

Quote from Harry

Dick: Tommy, when did we first land on this planet?
Tommy: January 9th. It was a Tuesday, exactly 8:30 P.M.
Harry: 7:30 Central.

Quote from Dick

Dick: All this laughing, opening their little presents... who needs Christmas anyway? I say, "Bug humbar."
Nina: You mean, "Bah, humbug."
Dick: "Bah" what?
Nina: You said, "Bug humbar."
Dick: And?
Nina: Well, what does "bug humbar" mean?
Dick: Well, what does "Bah, humbug" mean?
Nina: Forget it.

Quote from Dick

Dick: Let's play Secret Santa. Dr. Anthony? I barely know him. [puts paper back in]
Mary: No, wait.
Dick: Glansberg, Chilton, Lanell-
Mary: Dick, you don't get to choose your person. It's random.
Nina: You pick one name, and it's a secret until the party.
[When Dick picks another name from the bowl, he smiles at Judith]
Dick: Oh. Well, I picked my name, and whoever it is hasn't the foggiest idea. For now until the party, their life will be a topsy-turvy labyrinth of mystery and intrigue.
Judith: For the love of God, let him draw again.
[Dick swallows the piece of paper]