Quote from Harry in Jolly Old St. Dick
Santa: Oh, what are they feeding these kids? They weigh a ton! Harry: Well, you know, I think part of the problem is we're feeding 'em candy. Maybe if we could give them celery or some kind of- [Santa removes his wig] Oh, Santa. What are you- [Santa removes his beard] I mean- It's- You- [screams] No!