Dick Quote #332
Quote from Dick in Dick the Vote
Dick: What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong. I'm trying to vote my conscience, and I can't even hear it anymore. I have only two choices for city council. A professional liar and my brother, the joke. Neither of them should even be running for office. There is no choice. My only choice is not to vote at all. Democracy is horrible, absolutely horrible!
Mary: You're so right. Democracy is the worst form of government there is, except for all of the others. And that is exactly why you have to vote.
Dick: No!
Mary: Yes!
Dick: No!
Mary: Yes! If you don't vote, you can't complain.
Dick: Complaining is all I have left.
Mary: The system isn't perfect, but it's important to participate, even if you get it wrong. Just go to the polls and do what you think is right.
Dick: Things were so much simpler where I come from. There's only one Big Giant Office, and whoever outruns the fireball wins.
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Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Sally: Hey, Mrs. Dubcek. You want a button?
Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah! I'm glad Harry is standing up for good old-fashioned family values. You could learn from this lesson, Sally. Never date a guy if he's not good to his wife and kids.
Quote from Harry
Harry: Thank you, fellow Rutherford...onian...ites. Anyway, I'm here because of all you people. Men, women. Of course, if I had my way, there'd be, like, a lot more women. Hey, you know, on any given day, I see maybe one, two women, tops. I want to see more women. Everywhere I go, more women.
Judith: More women in the workplace, yes!
Harry: Okay. Vote Harry S. Solomon. The "S" stands for know-how. I'm sorry, snow-how.
Quote from Harry
Mary: I can't believe you're voting against your own brother.
Dick: Ha! Just watch me.
Harry: Dick! You're not going to vote for me? Well, that hurts. And I know because I feel your pain. [gives a thumbs up with his left hand] But Harry Solomon is not worried because Harry Solomon knows that Harry Solomon can win. [holds up his right fist, clenching a pencil]
Dick: Oh! How can you possibly win?
Harry: Because Harry Solomon appeals to both sides. [holds up both hands]