Dick Quote #227

Quote from Dick in Father Knows Dick

Dick: But, Harry, wait. You're part of the unit. We need you.
Harry: What do you need me for?
Dick: Well, uh... because we love you, and you're important to the family, and, uh... you're so pretty.
Harry: Well, I may be pretty, but I know I'm not important.

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 ‘Father Knows Dick’ Quotes

Quote from Harry

Harry: Hey, what about me?
Dick: Well, what about you?
Harry: Well, that's my point. I mean, you're the High Commander, and she's in charge of security. He's the information officer. What am I?
Dick: Well, you're... you're Harry.
Harry: Oh, sure, I got the fancy title, but what do I do? What am I good at?

Quote from Tommy

Tommy: Yeah, all this romance talk makes me want to call my girlfriend. [picks up Harry's arm] Hey, Harry, can you give me a dial tone? [laughs]
Harry: Well, aren't we witty. Let me ask you this. Has the Big Giant Head ever called us?
Dick: Not yet.
Tommy: Well, how will we know when he does?
Dick: Well, when the Big Giant Head calls, Harry will suddenly go blank and stare off into space.
Tommy: Like I said, how will we know when he does?

Quote from Dick

Dick: Okay, tomorrow there will be a pop quiz on the effects of thermal dynamics. Remember, it's a pop quiz. If you study, I'll know!