Dick Quote #208
Quote from Dick in Assault with a Deadly Dick
Dick: Why, yes, I will have another transaction, and this time in Espanol. I'll be done in a minute. I just want to see what my limit is.
Man: Oh, take your time.
Dick: Look at this. I put the card in, and money comes out. Card in, money out. Oh! You see this? As much as I want over and over again. Isn't it amazing?
Man: Yeah. Now give it to me.
Dick: What? No, no, no. This is my money, but I'm sure you can have your own card-
Man: Quit foolin' around. I said, hand it over.
Dick: No, no, let me explain this to you again. This $300 is mine, just like the $100 I just put in my wallet.
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‘Assault with a Deadly Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Don: Okay, Mr. Solomon, it's time to finger your perp.
Dick: [points to Mary] Believe me, I've tried, but she just won't let me.
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Mrs. Dubcek: Hi, hi. I heard about your car radio. Did you call the cops?
Dick: Oh, I don't think that's necessary.
Mrs. Dubcek: Well, don't be silly. You go down to the station, you ask for Officer Franco, an Italian gentlemen, very nice. He came right over when my boyfriend got beat up in my living room.
Dick: Your boyfriend got beat up in your own house?
Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah. Well, my husband didn't care for him.
Quote from Don
Harry: Well, Officer Don, we're here to report a crime.
Sally: I blame myself. I dropped my guard.
Don: It's not your fault. Crime happens. On the surface, Rutherford may look like small town America, but just beneath the well-manicured lawns lies a hotbed of criminal activity. We may be in the shadow of Cleveland, but it's in the shadows where evil lurks.