Dick Quote #161
Quote from Dick in Angry Dick
Tommy: Okay, that's it. I'm invoking a supreme directive. I'll need witnesses.
Dick: What is it?
Tommy: I want you to remember who you are.
Dick: I'm the High Commander.
Tommy: And what is the High Commander's oath?
Dick: As High Commander, I vow to handle all problems with strength and deliberation. I will strive to understand other life-forms. I will avoid aggression and make peace with all those who piss me off.
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Quote from Harry
Dick: Pseudofamily.
Tommy: Where have you been?
Dick: I have been in Frank Muller's garage. We bragged, we laughed, we tinkered. He let me touch his stuff. It feels good to be around Frank. It fills an empty space I've been feeling right here. I think it's because we're friends.
Harry: [sings] So no one told you it was gonna be this way. [all clap]
Quote from Dick
Dick: It seems that some of the subtler principles of electron motion were beyond everyone's grasp. [all groan] Be thankful it's just a grade. In most places, this kind of performance gets you a spanking that still burns when you're blown out the airlock.
Leon: Dr. Solomon, are you at least going to grade us on a curve?
Dick: Of course not. I grade on a transient loop.
Leon: What?
Dick: It's very simple. Your expected score is located here, the parameters of your actual performance are here, here and here, driving the expectation versus performance data into the last three loops, two of which can't be seen because, of course, they're factored only in time.
Caryn: So is my "A" still an "A"?
Dick: Oh, Caryn. No.
Quote from Harry
Harry: Who is that smoldering beauty with the fiery eyes?
Mrs. Dubcek: Katie Couric.
Harry: Katie Couric. It sounds like something beautiful stuck in your throat.