Tommy Quote #36

Quote from Tommy in The Art of Dick

Dick: [to Harry] Hop to it, you ironically-gifted chowderhead. Why did I say that? What's wrong with me?
Tommy: Could it be - and this is just a wild guess - that Harry is way better at something than you?
Dick: Oh, give me some credit. I'm the High Commander. I don't engage in petty rivalry.
Tommy: [scoffs] Look, Dick, you're actually younger than me, right?
Dick: Right.
Tommy: But on this mission you got to be taller. Now, don't you think that eats my lunch just a little bit? You don't see me whining.
Dick: So how can you be so cool about it?
Tommy: 'Cause I'm older than you, little buddy.

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 ‘The Art of Dick’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Dick: It's inexplicable. I, who bestride this world like an intellectual colossus. I, who make lesser men quiver in awe of my cranial prowess. I, who... I've forgotten my point.

Quote from Tommy

Dick: Tommy, do you ever doodle?
Tommy: Why? Was I in the bathroom too long?
Dick: I-- I can't doodle.
Tommy: Well, Dick, you're kind of old.
Dick: Old? Picasso doodled on tablecloths late into his 60s.
Tommy: That's disgusting.
Dick: I know. I just can't draw.
Tommy: Oh, doodling! Oh.

Quote from Harry

Dick: What have you got there, Harry?
Harry: Well, yesterday I was exploring the park, and I found this stone. Look at it. It's been worn to a perfect sphere by the elements and dimpled by time.
Sally: Harry, that's a golf ball.