Dick Quote #115

Quote from Dick in Ab-dick-ted

Roy: I did not ask to be beamed on board that ship of unspeakable horror.
Dick: Excuse me. Beamed? You said "sucked."
Roy: No, I said "beamed."
Dick: Who heard "sucked"? [all hands go up]
Roy: Well, yeah.
Sally: You're lying.
Roy: I'm lying.
Dick: He's lying.

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