Don Quote #157
Quote from Don in The Thing That Wouldn't Die: Part One
Sally: Don? What's with the police tape surrounding your house?
Don: I'm not in the mood for company. I'm a coward.
Sally: All right. Now, you listen to me, Donald Leslie Orville. Ever since I have know you, you have gone out there every day and done your job, even though you're scared to death. There's only one word for that kind of coward. Brave!
Don: I never thought of that.
Sally: Well, think again. And you know what? Now that you've been honest with yourself, you have the power to be the man you've always wanted to be. The man you deserve to be. The man I fell in love with.
Don: I feel like I can go back out in the world and start again. I can always tape my soaps! Thank you, Sally.
Sally: My pleasure. [pins Don's badge to his bath robe] Now... that's my boy. [Don screams] What? Uh, did I poke you?
Don: No, it's just cold against my skin.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘The Thing That Wouldn't Die: Part One’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: Where am I? And what's going on?
Mary: You lied so much, you passed out.
Dick: Mary, it's true. I'm the High Commander of an exploratory mission that came to Earth six years ago to study mankind.
Mary: Does your family know about this?
Dick: We're not a family. We're a unit. Tommy is the information officer. Sally is the security officer. And Harry has an enormous transmitter in his head.
Mary: Oh, that's impossible! Except for the Harry part.
Dick: Open your mind. Think about everything you don't know about me. And then think about everything you do know. Think about how every single time something happens, it's like I'm learning it for the first time... like a child. Mary, think about our entire six year relationship knowing that I'm an alien.
Mary: [smiles] [looks horrified] [looks angry] [looks sad] [smiles] You are an alien.
Dick: Yes.
Mary: Why didn't I see this before?
Dick: Because you're only human.
Quote from Nina
Mary: I think there might be something wrong with Dick. [Nina and Judith are silent] I think I might be in danger.
Judith: I think she's ready for the talk.
Nina: We've always been suspicious of Dr. Solomon. Secretive about his past, speaks many languages, pretends not to understand anything.
Mary: What are you saying? He has another identity?
Nina: Yes. I think "stupid college professor" is just a front. I think he's a stupid international terrorist.
Quote from Judith
Judith: Face facts, Mary. Dick Solomon fits the classic profile of a serial killer.
Mary: A serial killer?
Judith: Moody, high forehead, lives in an old lady's attic. Only one piece of the puzzle missing: your head in a box.