Dick Quote #1672

Quote from Dick in Mary Loves Scoochie: Part Two

Dr. Liam Neesam: Well, thank you all very much for being here. As you represent our targeted alien consumers, any suggestions you have in this focus group will be very much appreciated. Back in a moment with you. [exits]
Dick: Now, remember, don't hold back. It's vital to the survival of the human race that you tell him how much you hate this plan.
Sally: Yeah. Got it.
Harry: Okay.
Dr. Liam Neesam: [returns] Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Planet Monkey World. [overlapping chatter]
Harry: Ooh!
Sally: Wow!
Dick: Lame, lame!
Dr. Liam Neesam: No, hear me out. I mean, Planet Monkey World is based on a simple premise: monkeys are funny. Picture Beethoven's 5th at Carnegie Hall. Boring! Now, picture it played by 120 classically trained monkeys. [all except Dick laugh] You go to a store to buy a monkey wrench and it is sold to you by a monkey.

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 ‘Mary Loves Scoochie: Part Two’ Quotes

Quote from Harry

Dick: I've got horrible news. Brace yourselves. Liam Neesam is back.
Harry: Liam who-some?
Sally: Oh, yeah. Remember that alien who came here to destroy Earth, but then he didn't 'cause he thought Dick was such a great human being?
Harry: Dr. Liam Neesam. Yeah. I thought you were talking about the other Liam Neesam. You know. The plumber?
Sally: Oh, yeah.

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Harry: You guys! You guys! You guys! What's our favorite movie?
Sally & Tommy: Arthur 2: Arthur On The Rocks.
Harry: Well, feast your eyes on this!
Sally & Tommy: Arthur?
Harry: Yeah! There's a prequel.
Sally: Well, who knew? This is gonna answer so many questions about Arthur 2.
Harry: Yeah. Like the "2."

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Dick: He's better than me at everything.
Sally: Oh, man. You're screwed.
Tommy: Well, maybe he isn't. Liam still thinks that Dick is a human, and as a human, Dick is no competition. But Dick is not a human.
Sally: See, if Liam knows that Dick's an alien, they'll be on the same wavelength. He'll have to respect him, and then he'll back off Albright.
Dick: That's brilliant! So, I'll just tell him.
Harry: As long as you realize that by telling him, you may be forfeiting your inheritance.
Sally: Oh, that's Arthur.
Harry: Yeah. See? It all comes back to Arthur.
[All sing "Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" from Arthur]