Harry Quote #728
Quote from Harry in Mary Loves Scoochie: Part Two
Dick: Liam, Planet Monkey World is a fantastic idea, but it's missing something essential.
Dr. Liam Neesam: Now, don't say bluegrass music, 'cause that'll be covered at the Country Monkey Jamboree.
Dick: No. No, no, no. You're missing the real earth, like the happiness in a child's eyes when a loving parent tucks him in safe at night.
Sally: Or the wonder of two young lovers as they stroll down the beach, dreaming of what is yet to be.
Tommy: Or the quiet contentment of a couple in their autumn years as they sit and reflect on a life well-spent together.
Harry: Or hookers. Cheap, painted hookers.
Dr. Liam Neesam: I see. You're trying to make me feel something for humanity so I'll bag the whole Monkey World plan. Well, let me just check. No. Nothing.
Harry: Oh! Well, we tried. I guess I'm gonna go watch Arthur before Arthur turns into a monkey.
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‘Mary Loves Scoochie: Part Two’ Quotes
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Dick: I've got horrible news. Brace yourselves. Liam Neesam is back.
Harry: Liam who-some?
Sally: Oh, yeah. Remember that alien who came here to destroy Earth, but then he didn't 'cause he thought Dick was such a great human being?
Harry: Dr. Liam Neesam. Yeah. I thought you were talking about the other Liam Neesam. You know. The plumber?
Sally: Oh, yeah.
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Harry: You guys! You guys! You guys! What's our favorite movie?
Sally & Tommy: Arthur 2: Arthur On The Rocks.
Harry: Well, feast your eyes on this!
Sally & Tommy: Arthur?
Harry: Yeah! There's a prequel.
Sally: Well, who knew? This is gonna answer so many questions about Arthur 2.
Harry: Yeah. Like the "2."
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Dick: He's better than me at everything.
Sally: Oh, man. You're screwed.
Tommy: Well, maybe he isn't. Liam still thinks that Dick is a human, and as a human, Dick is no competition. But Dick is not a human.
Sally: See, if Liam knows that Dick's an alien, they'll be on the same wavelength. He'll have to respect him, and then he'll back off Albright.
Dick: That's brilliant! So, I'll just tell him.
Harry: As long as you realize that by telling him, you may be forfeiting your inheritance.
Sally: Oh, that's Arthur.
Harry: Yeah. See? It all comes back to Arthur.
[All sing "Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" from Arthur]