Dick: Liam, Planet Monkey World is a fantastic idea, but it's missing something essential.
Dr. Liam Neesam: Now, don't say bluegrass music, 'cause that'll be covered at the Country Monkey Jamboree.
Dick: No. No, no, no. You're missing the real earth, like the happiness in a child's eyes when a loving parent tucks him in safe at night.
Sally: Or the wonder of two young lovers as they stroll down the beach, dreaming of what is yet to be.
Tommy: Or the quiet contentment of a couple in their autumn years as they sit and reflect on a life well-spent together.
Harry: Or hookers. Cheap, painted hookers.
Dr. Liam Neesam: I see. You're trying to make me feel something for humanity so I'll bag the whole Monkey World plan. Well, let me just check. No. Nothing.
Harry: Oh! Well, we tried. I guess I'm gonna go watch Arthur before Arthur turns into a monkey.