Dick Quote #1665
Quote from Dick in Mary Loves Scoochie: Part Two
Dick: Whatever. I will now dispatch my foe with an elegant haiku. [counts on fingers]
Dr. Liam Neesam: Five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables.
Dick: I know that! I'm so sick of you! You think you know everything! Will you stop it, please?
Dr. Liam Neesam: Well, yes, that is technically a haiku, but it's rather pedestrian one.
Dick: No, no. That was an accidental haiku.
Dr. Liam Neesam: What?
Dick: I want another turn!
Mary: Oh, Dick, don't bother. I knew you didn't write those poems. Good night. Call me, Scoochie.
Dick & Liam: Okay.
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‘Mary Loves Scoochie: Part Two’ Quotes
Quote from Harry
Dick: I've got horrible news. Brace yourselves. Liam Neesam is back.
Harry: Liam who-some?
Sally: Oh, yeah. Remember that alien who came here to destroy Earth, but then he didn't 'cause he thought Dick was such a great human being?
Harry: Dr. Liam Neesam. Yeah. I thought you were talking about the other Liam Neesam. You know. The plumber?
Sally: Oh, yeah.
Quote from Harry
Harry: You guys! You guys! You guys! What's our favorite movie?
Sally & Tommy: Arthur 2: Arthur On The Rocks.
Harry: Well, feast your eyes on this!
Sally & Tommy: Arthur?
Harry: Yeah! There's a prequel.
Sally: Well, who knew? This is gonna answer so many questions about Arthur 2.
Harry: Yeah. Like the "2."
Quote from Harry
Dick: He's better than me at everything.
Sally: Oh, man. You're screwed.
Tommy: Well, maybe he isn't. Liam still thinks that Dick is a human, and as a human, Dick is no competition. But Dick is not a human.
Sally: See, if Liam knows that Dick's an alien, they'll be on the same wavelength. He'll have to respect him, and then he'll back off Albright.
Dick: That's brilliant! So, I'll just tell him.
Harry: As long as you realize that by telling him, you may be forfeiting your inheritance.
Sally: Oh, that's Arthur.
Harry: Yeah. See? It all comes back to Arthur.
[All sing "Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" from Arthur]