Sally Quote #605

Quote from Sally in Dick's Ark

Sally: Look, your stupid forecast ruined the best jacket I ever owned!
Marty: Miss, we don't have a big weather budget like the other stations. We just pull our forecasts off the internet.
Chaz Montana: It's really cool. You just type in your zip code-
Sally: Save it! Look at that satellite photo. Any idiot knows that an occluded front hovering over the Twin Counties will not generate precipitation, provided that the dew point doesn't spike. But look, it's spiking.
Marty: How do you know that?
Sally: Oh, I'm trained to know that. You can jeopardize your own security by not being constantly aware of atmospheric conditions.
Chaz Montana: I totally agree.

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 ‘Dick's Ark’ Quotes

Quote from Nina

Mary: Um, let's just talk in a couple of days, and I'll have some time to myself, and you'll have some time to break your new camera. [exits]
Dick: Mary? Nina! Did you hear any of that?
Nina: Unfortunately, yes. I couldn't find my Walkman in time.
Dick: So, is this the beginning of the end for me and Mary?
Nina: No. No, not at all. Taking time apart is what healthy couples do. That's why you two have never done it.

Quote from Dick

Harry: Oh, wow. This is great, Dick. How did you find out that Pendelton had a bomb shelter?
Dick: The same way I found out about the airport. Mary and I snuck in here for a "nooner."

Quote from Mary

Mary: I don't know how this happened. I start my weekend, determined to spend a little time away from you, and I end up in a cinderblock cell with you and your entire family. I may have problems, but they have nothing to do with alcohol! [storms out]
Dick: Well done, people! She's completely recovered! Let's get out of here!