Dick Quote #1582
Quote from Dick in A Dick Replacement
Dick: I command you to suspend this eroticide until I have spoken to Rita. I have to find out when we're leaving this planet.
Sally: Why?
Dick: I finally found the perfect replacement for myself.
Harry: Well, that's great!
Dick: It is great for Mary. But I planned this selfless act, I had no idea how it would affect me! It's heartbreaking. I've got to find out how much time I have left with my beloved.
Sally: Well, what would make you happy, Dick? Ten years?
Dick: Ten short years? Is that what you think?
Harry: Well, it could be ten months.
Dick: Ten tiny months? I'm as good as gone already!
Sally: Well, Dick, you found your replacement. Face it. From now on, you're just a temp.
Dick: You're right. The only thing standing between Mary and true love is me. Oh, if only I'd seen this coming! Damn you, Rita! I wanna kill you myself! But how do you kill someone who can predict the future?
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Quote from Mary
Mary: Listen, you. That psychic didn't know anything. You have many, many years ahead of you, and I will be right by your side. And after that, I don't want anybody else.
Dick: Mary, you'd rather be alone?
Mary: After you, I'm done.
Dick: Of course you are. How could I expect you to ever settle for anyone else after being with someone like me? I've ruined you.
Mary: More than you'll ever know.
Quote from Dick
Dick: After so long on this planet, I've finally learned my most important lesson of all.
Sally: What's that?
Dick: That it's better to have loved Dick and lost Dick than never to have had Dick at all.
Sally: Still, I'll pass.
Quote from Dick
Mary: Oh, look, Dick, a fortune teller. Oh, let's go in. It'll be fun.
Dick: Fortune teller. If this so-called fortune teller can see the future, wouldn't she have been able to predict the decline of this neighborhood?
Mary: Okay, so you don't believe in psychics, but you do believe in the Loch Ness Monster.
Dick: I do no believe in the Loch Ness Monster. I believe Nessie is a friendly sea serpent whose frisky demeanor has been misinterpreted as monster-like.