Dick Quote #1579
Quote from Dick in A Dick Replacement
Dick: Gary, I've lived in Rutherford for five years now. I am arguably the most celebrated professor in Pendelton and I am dating a major hottie. Does this sound like a life that Gary Hemmings could lead?
Gary Hemmings: Well, yes, professor. I've always wanted to be where you are.
Dick: Good, because, Gary, I could be called away at any moment. You need not know why. And when that happens, I'll need the right man to step in and take my place.
Gary Hemmings: Are you offering me a full-time position?
Dick: Potentially. It all depends on how you and Mary hit it off.
Gary Hemmings: Mary? I had no idea Dr. Albright was so influential.
Dick: Hemmings, get your head into the game. If Mary doesn't like you, none of this will work.
Gary Hemmings: Well, I certainly hope she likes me. After all, there's plenty of solid experience under my belt.
Dick: And that's exactly where it will stay until I'm gone, all right? Until then, I suggest you focus on flowers, chocolates, and ceramic fiddle-playing cats.
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Quote from Mary
Mary: Listen, you. That psychic didn't know anything. You have many, many years ahead of you, and I will be right by your side. And after that, I don't want anybody else.
Dick: Mary, you'd rather be alone?
Mary: After you, I'm done.
Dick: Of course you are. How could I expect you to ever settle for anyone else after being with someone like me? I've ruined you.
Mary: More than you'll ever know.
Quote from Dick
Dick: After so long on this planet, I've finally learned my most important lesson of all.
Sally: What's that?
Dick: That it's better to have loved Dick and lost Dick than never to have had Dick at all.
Sally: Still, I'll pass.
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Mary: Oh, look, Dick, a fortune teller. Oh, let's go in. It'll be fun.
Dick: Fortune teller. If this so-called fortune teller can see the future, wouldn't she have been able to predict the decline of this neighborhood?
Mary: Okay, so you don't believe in psychics, but you do believe in the Loch Ness Monster.
Dick: I do no believe in the Loch Ness Monster. I believe Nessie is a friendly sea serpent whose frisky demeanor has been misinterpreted as monster-like.