Dick Quote #1573
Quote from Dick in A Dick Replacement
Dick: But she could spend years searching and attract only losers.
Sally: Well, what can you do? You got no control.
Dick: Then I'll take control. I will dedicate my life to finding my successor.
Sally: [laughs] I don't know, Dick. If I were Mary, I wouldn't want you to find me a new boyfriend.
Dick: But I must. Anyone who knows Dick Solomon knows that he is completely selfless. And when I find my worthy replacement, and I shall, he will wait patiently in the wings. And after I've gone, he will love Mary as only I know how.
Harry: Aw, that's sweet.
Dick: Thank you, Harry.
Harry: No, no. I mean this cinnamon sparkle syrup. It's sweet.
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Quote from Mary
Mary: Listen, you. That psychic didn't know anything. You have many, many years ahead of you, and I will be right by your side. And after that, I don't want anybody else.
Dick: Mary, you'd rather be alone?
Mary: After you, I'm done.
Dick: Of course you are. How could I expect you to ever settle for anyone else after being with someone like me? I've ruined you.
Mary: More than you'll ever know.
Quote from Dick
Dick: After so long on this planet, I've finally learned my most important lesson of all.
Sally: What's that?
Dick: That it's better to have loved Dick and lost Dick than never to have had Dick at all.
Sally: Still, I'll pass.
Quote from Dick
Mary: Oh, look, Dick, a fortune teller. Oh, let's go in. It'll be fun.
Dick: Fortune teller. If this so-called fortune teller can see the future, wouldn't she have been able to predict the decline of this neighborhood?
Mary: Okay, so you don't believe in psychics, but you do believe in the Loch Ness Monster.
Dick: I do no believe in the Loch Ness Monster. I believe Nessie is a friendly sea serpent whose frisky demeanor has been misinterpreted as monster-like.