Harry: Was I a man who dreamed he was a network executive, or a network executive who dreamed he was a man?

Dick: I would think that given what's happened, you'd be dying to see Don again.
Sally: I don't know. I mean, after Mayor Don, I just feel like I've seen a side of him I really can't trust.
Dick: But that's not the Don you love. The one who went to community college, and went to night school to become a cop.
Sally: And went to another night school after that one didn't work out.

Sally: [v.o.] [typing] It's not easy being single in New York City, especially when you're an alien visiting from a parallel universe. [out loud] Uh-oh, that's a little too much information.