Vicki Dubcek: I have something important to tell you. I've decided to become celibate.
Harry: Ah, you can tell Harry all about it while we're having sex.
Vicki Dubcek: No, Harry, please stop. I've gotta purify myself. I've decided to become a licensed massage therapist. And massage therapy requires a great level of spirituality.
Dick: Whoo! This beats the hell out of that cardboard box!
Harry: So, are you still on that crazy celibacy kick?
Vicki Dubcek: Oh, Harry. Come on. You know how it is. The sex leads to booze, and the booze leads to drugs, and the drugs lead to stealing stuff from my mama.