Vicki Dubcek Quote #4

Quote from Vicki Dubcek in Dick on a Roll

Vicki Dubcek: I have something important to tell you. I've decided to become celibate.
Harry: Ah, you can tell Harry all about it while we're having sex.
Vicki Dubcek: No, Harry, please stop. I've gotta purify myself. I've decided to become a licensed massage therapist. And massage therapy requires a great level of spirituality.
Dick: Whoo! This beats the hell out of that cardboard box!
Harry: So, are you still on that crazy celibacy kick?
Vicki Dubcek: Oh, Harry. Come on. You know how it is. The sex leads to booze, and the booze leads to drugs, and the drugs lead to stealing stuff from my mama.


 ‘Dick on a Roll’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Dick: Yesterday, December second, a day that will live in infamy, I pulled myself up these steps, one cement injustice after another. But today I pledge to you, my sisters and brothers, that until they build a north ramp on this side of Hoff Hall, I will not rest. Except for the occasional nap.

Quote from Dick

Mary: Dick, why are you doing this? You'll be better in three weeks. Why do you care so much about this ramp?
Dick: Well, I care because they care.
Mary: You're only doing this because you like it that people are listening to you. A second ramp is unnecessary and stupid.
Leon: Dr. Albright, you think helping disabled people is stupid? [crowd boos]
Mary: No. [crowd hisses] Oh, shut up. That's not what I meant!
Dick: You just can't stand that everyone here thinks I'm right and you're wrong.
Mary: Dick, what's right isn't always popular, and what's popular isn't always right.
Dick: Yes, but I'm both right and popular, and everybody hates you.

 Vicki Dubcek Quotes

Quote from Sally Forth

Vicki Dubcek: Well, I think we can all learn a lot from what's just happened here. This feud ends now.
Dick: That's easier said than done.
Vicki Dubcek: Mama, you fix their bathroom. Dick, you pay your rent. See?
Dick: Wow. You've been thinking about this a lot.
Vicki Dubcek: You know, I do like to think of myself as the female Golda Meir.

Quote from The Big Giant Head Returns

Vicki Dubcek: So, Dr. Albright, how are things treatin' you at the hospital? I'll bet those HMOs are just makin' you crazy, huh? [chuckles]
Mary: I'm not that kind of doctor, Vicki.
Vicki Dubcek: So, you mean, like, you're, like, a veterinarian, or what?