Judge: Juror number 4, how do you vote?
Dick: You are so guilty, you stupid man! There was no way for me not to convict you, and I tried. I was so dedicated, I snuck out of the motor lodge and talked to my friends and family about this case.
Judge: You spoke with others about the facts of this case during the deliberation process?
Dick: Yes. To anyone who would listen.
Lawyer: Your honor, I move for a mistrial.
Judge: Granted. [all groan]
Dick: Does that mean he's not going to jail?
Irving: No. Thanks to you, there's going to be a new trial.
Dick: Am I gonna be on the jury?
Irving: No.
Dick: Yes!