Dick Quote #664
Quote from Dick in Eleven Angry Men and One Dick
Judge: Juror number 4, how do you vote?
Dick: You are so guilty, you stupid man! There was no way for me not to convict you, and I tried. I was so dedicated, I snuck out of the motor lodge and talked to my friends and family about this case.
Judge: You spoke with others about the facts of this case during the deliberation process?
Dick: Yes. To anyone who would listen.
Lawyer: Your honor, I move for a mistrial.
Judge: Granted. [all groan]
Dick: Does that mean he's not going to jail?
Irving: No. Thanks to you, there's going to be a new trial.
Dick: Am I gonna be on the jury?
Irving: No.
Dick: Yes!
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‘Eleven Angry Men and One Dick’ Quotes
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Tommy: Justice is so much simpler where we come from.
Dick: Oh, yeah, you simply hook the suspect to the old truth belt, and if his tube stays purple, he's innocent.
Tommy: If it turns blue, he's guilty.
Dick: Nice and clean.
Harry: Oh, except for those times when it doesn't change all the way, and then you get into those endless arguments about, "Ooh, I think it's magenta."
Tommy: "No, that looks lavender."
Dick: Well, I guess our system isn't perfect either.
Sally: All systems are corrupt.
Dick: [sighs] That's right, sunshine.
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Lawyer #1: Do you believe everything you read in the newspaper?
Dick: Yes! No! I don't know! I don't know what to believe anymore. You tell me what to believe and I'll do it.
Lawyer #1: He's good with me.
Lawyer #2: Me, too.
Judge: Okay, Mr. Solomon, you're seated on the case, the State vs. Chris Foster.
Dick: I'm in? I'm in? I made the cut! I'm on a jury!
Judge: Fine. Fine. Report here tomorrow at 8 a.m.
Dick: 8 a.m. in the morning?!
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Dick: Well, if he stole this money, what did he do with it?
Irving: He supported a mistress and her child. We heard that testimony.
Dick: Listen to you. In an age when a man can't even support his family, this man supported two! Send him to jail? Let's send him to congress!