Mary: I'm sorry I didn't tell you about this sooner, because there shouldn't be any secrets between us.
Dick: Well, maybe a few secrets just to keep things interesting.
Mary: Ooh, no, because a relationship is built on honesty.
Dick: Okay, look, I'll let you have five little secrets if you can let me have one really big one.
Mary: No, Dick, it doesn't work that way. And, besides, sooner or later, we'll find out everything about each other. [Dick whimpers] Was there something else you wanted to say?
Dick: Mary, promise me that if Sally ever asks you to take a little walk, you'll run!