Dick Quote #546
Quote from Dick in A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 1
Mary: I'm sorry I didn't tell you about this sooner, because there shouldn't be any secrets between us.
Dick: Well, maybe a few secrets just to keep things interesting.
Mary: Ooh, no, because a relationship is built on honesty.
Dick: Okay, look, I'll let you have five little secrets if you can let me have one really big one.
Mary: No, Dick, it doesn't work that way. And, besides, sooner or later, we'll find out everything about each other. [Dick whimpers] Was there something else you wanted to say?
Dick: Mary, promise me that if Sally ever asks you to take a little walk, you'll run!
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Quote from Don
Sally: So, Don you want to buy a doughnut for the gal who just made you detective?
Don: I'm not in the mood for doughnuts.
Sally: No doughnuts, Don?
Don: No.
Sally: What's wrong?
Don: A man isn't a man if he doesn't have respect. Borskey should have been mine, Sally.
Sally: It was just a fluke, Don. I mean, if you had run out of toilet paper, you could have caught him.
Don: You know what the sick irony is, Sally? I am out of toilet paper.
Quote from Dick
Dick: Oh, no. No, no, no, it can't be. It's 1994!
Tommy: Dick, they're just old magazines.
Dick: Oh. For a hundred bucks an hour, you'd think he could renew a subscription.
Quote from Dick
Nina: Here you go.
Dick: Yes! My X-ray glasses! Look out, women of Rutherford. From now on, Dick Solomon no longer has to use his imagination. [puts on glasses and looks at Nina] Nina, you're supposed to be naked.
Nina: I'm wearing my lead teddy.
Dick: Damn!