Harry: Hey, guys, guess who's on the front page? Ta-da, Sally Solomon.
Sally: What?
Dick: "Local woman Sally Solomon put her foot down for the common man last night square on the chest of Star Wars: Special Edition star Mark Hamill." This is huge! "Said Solomon, 'Just because I'm a nobody doesn't mean I'm not somebody'."
Tommy: Wow, that sounds like they're making you out to be some kind of hero or something.
Dick: That's nice, Sally. Not as nice as being published in the yearbook, but...