Dick Quote #520
Quote from Dick in Fifteen Minutes of Dick
Harry: Hey, guys, guess who's on the front page? Ta-da, Sally Solomon.
Sally: What?
Dick: "Local woman Sally Solomon put her foot down for the common man last night square on the chest of Star Wars: Special Edition star Mark Hamill." This is huge! "Said Solomon, 'Just because I'm a nobody doesn't mean I'm not somebody'."
Tommy: Wow, that sounds like they're making you out to be some kind of hero or something.
Dick: That's nice, Sally. Not as nice as being published in the yearbook, but...
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Quote from Harry
Tommy: Uh, Sally, they want you to be on Good Afternoon, Rutherford.
Harry: That's my second-favorite show.
Dick: What's your first favorite?
Harry: Good Morning, Rutherford.
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Mrs. Dubcek: You know, I did some modeling in my day. 'Course, I had a very bad experience, though. The runway stopped and I didn't.
Quote from Sally
Dick: Just a minute, Missy. I think you're forgetting something: our dinner. Tonight I'd like you to make something stroganoff-y.
Harry: Mmm, I'm sorry, but due to a prior commitment, miss Sullivan's dinner-making will have to be rescheduled.
Dick: Enough! Lieutenant, as of right now, I order you to be no longer famous.
Sally: You can't order that.
Dick: Think of the mission.
Sally: This is bigger than the mission! I didn't ask for this mantle. The people of Rutherford need a Sally Solomon, and it just so happens I am Sally Solomon. So I will be their Sally Solomon. I can do no less. Play ball!