Dick: Okay. I put this under here, press this, enter the number "30," and start. Piece of cake. [printer beeps] "Paper jam"? Okay, fine. I just press this, open this, remove the paper, and press this and "start." [printer beeps] "See key operator." Well, that's me. I'm operating the keys. Me! Damn you! I'm going to press "cancel." Is that what you want? 'Cause I'll do it. I'll press it. Stop it! Damn you! I'm going to beat you with your own toner cartridge!