Tommy: I've cold called, I've direct mailed. I can't afford a pay-per-view special. Nothing works.
Man: This isn't my problem, buddy.
Tommy: Well, just help out an incredibly screwed kid and buy a chocolate bar.
Man: If I bought every stupid thing that came to my door...
Sally: Tommy, forget it. The guy's not buying anything.
Man: ...I'd be living up to my pledge to help every kid who came to my door. Cash or check?
Sally: How 'bout both?
Tommy: Oh, come on! That is just so cheap! God! [Tommy and Sally walk off]
Man: I really want some candy!