Dick: The first time I saw Mary undress, I remember thinking, "God, I hope this skylight holds."
Dr. Brand: Would you consider your relationship with Mary to be a happy one?
Dick: Yes. Apart from the occasional mishap.
Dr. Brand: Mishap?
Dick: You know, like me publicly accusing her of murder or... or showing up naked at one of her fund-raisers.
Dr. Brand: So those weren't Mary's delusions.
Dick: I beg your pardon?
Dr. Brand: Go on.
Dick: I mean, I try so hard to do the right thing, but inevitably my choice is "the worst thing imaginable." Her words.