Dick Quote #1324
Quote from Dick in Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid
Dick: The first time I saw Mary undress, I remember thinking, "God, I hope this skylight holds."
Dr. Brand: Would you consider your relationship with Mary to be a happy one?
Dick: Yes. Apart from the occasional mishap.
Dr. Brand: Mishap?
Dick: You know, like me publicly accusing her of murder or... or showing up naked at one of her fund-raisers.
Dr. Brand: So those weren't Mary's delusions.
Dick: I beg your pardon?
Dr. Brand: Go on.
Dick: I mean, I try so hard to do the right thing, but inevitably my choice is "the worst thing imaginable." Her words.
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‘Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: I have spent my entire life as a human on the outside looking in. Always trying, approximating, attempting, but never being a human being.
Sally: That's 'cause you're not.
Dick: Lieutenant, I refuse to be defined by who I am. My past has always gotten me into trouble. As of now, I have no past. I am no longer an alien.
Sally: What?
Dick: From now on, I am a human being. I am John Q. Pubic.
Quote from Mary
Dick: So, Mary, what do you want for Valentine's Day this year?
Mary: Oh, I'm not expecting much.
Dick: Why not?
Mary: Well, the first year we dated, you claimed to have never heard of Valentine's Day. The second year you gave me a ham sandwich. That's why I'm not expecting much.
Quote from Sally
Sally: Look what some weirdo left on the porch.
Tommy: Let me see that. "Dear Sally, I can't stop thinking about you."
Harry: Whoa, this guy sounds obsessed.
Tommy: "I stay up at night just to watch you sleep."
Sally: Ew.
Tommy: "On this Valentine's Day your heart will be mine." [Harry screams]
Don: No, you don't understand.
Sally: This is the most creepy, horrible, disgusting thing I have ever encountered.
Tommy: It's a good thing you're dating a cop.
Sally: Yes, it is, yes. Don, should we go outside and look for clues?
Don: Clues? Sure, why not?