Mary: It's not that I don't find you charming in your own way. It's just that you tend to make a vivid impression on people.
Dick: Well, I am the High Commander.
Mary: That's exactly what I'm talking about.
Dick: I promise you I'll be on my best behavior.
Mary: You won't bring any of your family?
Dick: Just me.
Mary: Fine. You can come.
Dick: Excellent! My first wedding! I can't wait! Oh, and be sure to wear something that shows the crack in your breasts.