Dick Quote #23

Quote from Dick in Post-Nasal Dick

Mary: It's not that I don't find you charming in your own way. It's just that you tend to make a vivid impression on people.
Dick: Well, I am the High Commander.
Mary: That's exactly what I'm talking about.
Dick: I promise you I'll be on my best behavior.
Mary: You won't bring any of your family?
Dick: Just me.
Mary: Fine. You can come.
Dick: Excellent! My first wedding! I can't wait! Oh, and be sure to wear something that shows the crack in your breasts.

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Quote from Sally

Sally: [sneezes] Wow!
Dick: What was that?
Sally: I don't know, but I want another one. [sneezes] [groans] Oh!
Harry: [sneezes] Ooh!
Sally: Was it as good for you as it was for me? [Harry smiles]

Quote from Tommy

Tommy: Well, at first I was conflicted. We come from very different backgrounds. I'm an alien, and she's a Presbyterian. I have a highly developed mind, and she's got that big, pouty mouth. I tell you, Dick, it was a tough decision.
Sally: What tipped the scales?
Tommy: She let me.
Dick: Well, what happened next?
Tommy: Well, I don't know what came over me, but they were so big and round and beautiful, I just had to touch them.
Dick: And then what?
Tommy: She screamed, "Ow, my eyes!" And that just... basically killed the mood.

Quote from Dick

Dick: "It was the best of times. It was the worst of times." I'm not reading 378 pages if he can't make up his mind in the first sentence.