Dick: Look, there's no need to delay the inevitable, Gary, my son, my brother, my protege... me.
Gary Hemmings: You mean, I've got the job? When do I start, sir?
Dick: Well, Mary's last class starts at 3:00, so if you can coax her to a happy hour at 5:00, you should be in the sack by 7:00.
Gary Hemmings: What? Wait a minute. I'm not sleeping with Dr. Albright just to get the job.
Dick: What do you mean? Sleeping with Mary is the job! Well, part of it anyway. She likes to shop, too.
Gary Hemmings: I just wanna teach physics. That's all I've ever wanted.
Dick: We had a deal!
Mary: [enters] Hey, guys. Chicken Jerusalem in the cafeteria.
Gary Hemmings: Dr. Albright, you may be a handsome woman and I would certainly love a position here at the university, but I am not going to sleep with you! Good-bye!
Mary: Okay, that's fair. Dick... guess what I wanna know.
Dick: [groans] They call it "Chicken Jerusalem" because they make it with Jerusalem artichokes.