Lillian Quote #65

Quote from Lillian in Bill's New Gig

Bill: Well, that was a career milestone. First time I ever got booed by my own son.
Lillian: Believe me, we were just discussing his punishment.
Dean: I'm sorry, Daddy. I wasn't booing you. I was booing her. She... She was making Mama mad.
Lillian: I wasn't mad. I was just surprised the song sounded so different.
Bill: That wasn't how we rehearsed it. Lil, I promise you...
Lillian: Bill, I'm not jealous, if that's what you were thinking. She's not your type. Now, if it was Gladys Knight, we'd have a problem. [Bill chuckles]

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 ‘Bill's New Gig’ Quotes

Quote from Lillian

Lillian: There's a new ice cream place over in Cloverdale. You think you can take yourself away from that school work long enough to get yourself a double scoop?
Dean: Is this a test? Like when you ask me if I want sugar in my grits?
Lillian: No, I'm not gonna spank you this time. This is for real.

Quote from Bruce

Bruce: [to Dean] The army taught me how to kill a man in his sleep without making a sound.

Quote from Kim

Bruce: Mama, relax, okay? We'll do the dishes.
Lillian: Why, how thoughtful. You have been so helpful lately. Doing laundry, washing the car... I can't even get Dean to make his bed.
Dean: [quietly] Bruce is making us look bad.
Kim: Yeah, we need to have a little talk with him.
Adult Dean: Kim and I were rarely aligned on anything. It was nice to finally have a united front.
Kim: Has anyone ever told you that shirt makes you look like Peppermint Patty?
Adult Dean: Well, it was fun while it lasted.