Adult Dean Quote #99
Quote from Adult Dean in The Sleepover
Principal: [over P.A.] And it's now time for the morning announcements.
Dean: You mean the morning bummer? [Cory laughs]
Principal: We're excited to announce the recipient of "Student of the Week", because for the first time here at Jefferson Davis, the award will be going to a Black student.
Adult Dean: To a Black student? Oh, bring it on, baby. If they'd given me a heads up, I would've worn a suit. Well, at least today's a good hair day.
Principal: Congratulations go to Cory Long. [applause] Cory not only scored the winning basket in last night's game, but also received two A's and a B-plus on three tests this week. Keep up the good work, Cory.
Adult Dean: Needless to say, I wasn't expecting it to be Cory, but all that matters is that one of us got it, right? This must be how Jesse Jackson feels.
The Wonder Years Quotes
‘The Sleepover’ Quotes
Quote from Dean
Adult Dean: The fact that Coach Long was trusting me with a secret he couldn't tell Cory made me feel mature, special.
It almost made me forget that I am terrible at keeping secrets.
[flashback:]
Kim: Why'd you buy paper plates?
Dean: For your surprise birthday party.
Bill: Thanks, Dean.
[flashback:]
Bill: I can't wait to see Planet of the Apes.
Dean: Yeah, I heard it was good. They were on Earth all along. [off Bill's look] W-What? I said it was good.
Quote from Kim
Kim: Ooh, he must be gambling. That's what happened to my friend Lorraine. Her father lost their house in a card game, and they had to move to Arkansas.
Dean: I thought they wanted to move to Arkansas?
Kim: Nobody wants to move to Arkansas.
Quote from Bill
Bill: What's eating at you?
Dean: My friends all think I'm petty.
Lillian: Well, tell your friends...
Bill: You're petty as hell, Dean.
Lillian: Bill.
Bill: He's petty at Christmas, petty with his sister. He was petty as a baby. First time I changed his diaper, he was mad it wasn't you and peed in my face.
Lillian: All babies are like that.
Bill: You didn't see the look in his eye when he did it. Petty.