Adult Dean Quote #11

Quote from Adult Dean in Green Eyed Monster

Adult Dean: After a weekend full of heartache over Keisa and marches and riots on the news, I actually looked forward to the mundane normalcy of school. [all the White kids are staring at Dean] Yep, it'd been like this ever since I stepped off the bus.
Mrs. Anderson: Okay, class, pay attention. Here are last Friday's quiz scores.
Adult Dean: A "C"? My GPA was being assassinated! And before you say anything, that's a great metaphor. And the quiz was on metaphors, so how'd I get a "C"?
[flashback to Dean sobbing at his desk and ripping up his home work set to "The Tracks of My Tears"]
Adult Dean: Oh, right. It was the night I saw my former friends, Cory and Keisa, kiss.

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 ‘Green Eyed Monster’ Quotes

Quote from Kim

Kim: You know, for what it's worth, I hope things work out with you, Tommy, and Kasey.
Dean: You mean Cory and Keisa?
Kim: Yeah, them.
Dean: You don't even know my friends' names?
Kim: I-I do. Cory, Keisa, and... Fred, the one who died last year.
Dean: Fred was my turtle.
Kim: Oh. I thought he was one of your buddies from school.
Dean: And you didn't say anything for a whole year?!
Kim: Ugh!

Quote from Bill

Bill: So, who gonna be there?
Kim: Mildred, Vesta... Kwame X.
Bill: Kwame X? What kind of stupid-ass militant name is that? His name is Albert. Albert. And you're not going.

Quote from Brad

Brad: [raises hand] Uh... I'm sad about Mr. King's death, too.
Mrs. Hodges: Nice try, Brad. You already got out of eight days of homework last Hanukkah.