Dean Quote #102
Quote from Dean in The Sleepover
Cory: Hey, Dean, what was up with all that tossing and turning last night?
Gary: Yeah. What was all that mumbling about last night? You sounded crazy.
Dean: Who told you? I-I don't know anything.
Cory: Hey. We was just trying to see if you got some sleep.
Coach Long: W-Well, actually, Cory, uh, I ran into Dean on the way to the bathroom last night.
Adult Dean: Ooh. Oh, good. Coach is coming clean and letting me off the hook.
Coach Long: And I made sure he was okay and we both went back to bed.
Adult Dean: Dammit!
Coach Long: Ain't that right, Dean?
Dean: Yes, sir.
Coach Long: W... You know what, Dean? Um... how about you have the last two pancakes?
Adult Dean: Well, hope they have pancakes in Hell 'cause there ain't no way I'mma be able to keep this secret.
The Wonder Years Quotes
‘The Sleepover’ Quotes
Quote from Dean
Adult Dean: The fact that Coach Long was trusting me with a secret he couldn't tell Cory made me feel mature, special.
It almost made me forget that I am terrible at keeping secrets.
[flashback:]
Kim: Why'd you buy paper plates?
Dean: For your surprise birthday party.
Bill: Thanks, Dean.
[flashback:]
Bill: I can't wait to see Planet of the Apes.
Dean: Yeah, I heard it was good. They were on Earth all along. [off Bill's look] W-What? I said it was good.
Quote from Kim
Kim: Ooh, he must be gambling. That's what happened to my friend Lorraine. Her father lost their house in a card game, and they had to move to Arkansas.
Dean: I thought they wanted to move to Arkansas?
Kim: Nobody wants to move to Arkansas.
Quote from Bill
Bill: What's eating at you?
Dean: My friends all think I'm petty.
Lillian: Well, tell your friends...
Bill: You're petty as hell, Dean.
Lillian: Bill.
Bill: He's petty at Christmas, petty with his sister. He was petty as a baby. First time I changed his diaper, he was mad it wasn't you and peed in my face.
Lillian: All babies are like that.
Bill: You didn't see the look in his eye when he did it. Petty.