Bill: Dad, you got to take this seriously. Chicken pox at your age can be really dangerous.
Lillian: Mm-hmm, and I'm not letting you go home to infect Mother Williams. Lord knows she's suffered enough.
Granddaddy Clisby: Fine, fine. But I'm not gonna be happy about it.
Lillian: Dinner's on the stove.
Bill: But it's just boiling water.
Lillian: Oh, you'll have to finish it yourselves. Love you, baby. Take care. Bye.
Adult Dean: Maybe I was gonna get that bonding experience after all.
Granddaddy Clisby: Well, I take dinner at 5:00, and, uh, after that, one of you gonna have to run my bath water.
Bill: [to Dean] You're sleeping outside.