Granddaddy Clisby: The boy's complaining about bugs already? We're not even in the woods yet. He needs to toughen up.
Bill: Not bugs, Dad, chicken pox.
Dean: Oh.
Bill: "Oh" what? "Oh" what, Dean?
Dean: A bunch of kids got the chicken pox at my school this week.
Bill: And I'm just hearing about this now? After spending three hours cooped up with you in the car?
Granddaddy Clisby: I want to yell at you, but I got to take another pee break... again.