Adult Dean: Granddaddy surprised everybody with his perfect blood test, proving that he's inexplicably as healthy as a horse. My dad, on the other hand, found out he has high cholesterol.
Bill: Come on, Lil. Why don't you give me a little piece of that roast?
Lillian: Bill, you had two eggs this morning. You're already over your limit for the day. Come on, it's just 'til you get your numbers down.
Granddaddy Clisby: Mmm! This pot roast is delicious. Well, maybe you could trade one bite for one egg next week. [laughter]
Bill: So this is how it's gonna be?